Doki Doki Majo Ds English Patch Series In A

Team Ninja took the girls from Dead or Alive decided to just throw away all the rubbish fighting gameplay, strip the girls down to their undies and put them all on a tropical island.

I dont mean in a grooming-children-while-playing-Call of Duty kind of way.

I have four wives.

All of them printed on double-sided dakimakura.

Frantically try to close your browser as your boss enters the office and remember to remove all traces of sexy games from your history.

Win enough Match 3 puzzles on dates and you get to take them home.

Once you get them home you get to Match 3 your way to nudity and er closing the deal, as it were.

Beware though, there are two version of this game, a marginally lewd version on Steam and then a REALLY LEWD version that you can buy from placed like mangagamer.com.

These stay firmly in the rail-shooting-against-hordes-of-giddy-girls-vying-for-your-attention genre.

Nothing. You can buy it here.

An island where you have to fight a whole bunch of robots and stuff.

Mechanically, this is pretty good and a very fun beat em up but heres the thing you have a partner in the game, another girl.

One the one side you have a game which is very much narrative driven.

As the lead character Vincent, you have to choose between Katherine with a K whos basically all about marriage and settling down and responsibility and on the other hand you have Catherine, the attractive seductive blonde.

Even if youre not in it for the sexy games angle, its well worth playing regardless.

This DS title is probably best described a girlfriend simulator.

A pocket girl you can carry around with you and interact with pretending all the while shes your real girlfriend.

You can build stats, go on dates and see if you can walk her home.

Once youre with the girl of your choice (triggered by a mutual confession of your interest in each other) the game changes up and gets even more involving.

Cleverly, her behaviour will change to match your likes and dislikes.

Doki Doki Majo Ds English Patch Series In A

For those of you who have not tried this series In a nutshell, its the Console Wars made real.

Well, I say real a console war where rival factions are actually fighting it out, with characters and worlds being fantasy representations of the real world consoles.

There are a ton of clever references and nods to videogames past and present which are fun to uncover and the battle system is pretty awesome.

And when youre not revelling in up-skirt shots, you can marvel at how such a simple game can have such an appalling framerate.